I wish there was a way to make the gif less grainy, but alas. (Here are higher-res stills for Night Vale and Desert Bluffs.) Apologies that my rendition of Cecil is nigh-unrecognizable, but I’ll admit this was basically just an elaborate excuse to draw Kevin’s tasteful interior decor. щ(◉ω◉щ)
And of course, many, many thanks to Fal for helpful pointers and for putting up with my endless deluge of WIP screenshots.
Special Containment Procedures:SCP-███ is currently located in ████ ███ (see SCP-██). The object is presently in bi-monthly use and under observation in the town’s radio station.
Description: SCP-███ is an antique broadcasting microphone, appearing to date to the mid 20th century. The object possesses an as of yet indeterminate level of omniscience when used by [NAME REDACTED].
The item also may possess some telepathic suggestion power, as when [DATA EXPUNGED] haircut, the barber responsible was [DATA EXPUNGED]